Thursday, December 07, 2006

Newspaper Headlines Of 1998

1. include your children when baking cookies

2. iraqi head seeks arms


3. panda mating fails. veterinarian takes over.


4. miners refuse to work after death


5. stolen painting found by tree


6. war dims hope for peace


7. if strike isnt settled quickly, it may last a while.


8. kids make nutritious snacks


9. hospitals are sued by seven foot doctors.


10. enraged cow injures farmer with axe

1 Comments:

At 3:39 am , Blogger My Engedi said...

one word: LOL
thanks for sharing these insightful headlines. oh, people. who says stuff like that? ok, so i have been known to mix up my words a bit. but still. i guess these are at least somewhat funny...
Rebecca

 

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